"Cursed and deranged" Q&A
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fcdemonThis question meme is trying so hard to be edgy but I'm gonna answer it anyway because why not. I don't feel like saving the image and uploading it to an image hosting site to be able to embed it here so I just wrote out the questions instead. It's not like the image has a source on it anyway, I'm assuming whoever made it didn't care about being credited or they would have put their username on it
1. Have you written scenes (sex or otherwise) that actually made you uncomfortable, and how did you deal
I don't think so? If I have then I forgot
2. Do you write porn from the perspective of the character you want to be, or the one you want to bang
This question is annoying. I don't like the whole "a ship is a character you project onto + a character you want to fuck" thing, I'm sure it's true for some people but it's far from universal. But anyway I don't want to be in the role of either character nor do I want to fuck the characters. Maybe sometime I'll write + post smut that aligns more with my personal sexual preferences but that hasn't happened yet and I still wouldn't want to be either character
3. What messed-up emotions do you feel like you work out via your writing
Emotions are morally neutral and I don't think I usually work out any emotions via my writing that would typically be considered "messed up" anyway
4. Do you write in public? Like where people can see your screen?
No absolutely not and I don't write in public where people can't see my screen either
5. Who's the sexiest non-human character in your current fandom (must actually diverge from human sexual characteristics)
N/A I can't think of any characters like that in my current fandom
6. What trends in the smut for your OTP do you just fucking hate
This question, I hate this question. It's asking people to publicly bash other writers for their preferences and that's shitty and irritating
7. What nasty/evil/maladjusted character traits do you enjoy exploring in your little meow meows
That's not the sort of thing I generally write
8. What's the gnarliest physical injury you've written in detail
How much detail is required for it to be considered "in detail"? IDK if the dead fox woundfucking counts considering the fox was dead, and I'm not sure if the description of the wound is detailed enough to count anyway, but that's what comes to mind
9. What internet research have you had to do for a fic that's most likely to have put you on a watch list
I don't research that kind of stuff for my fics. My "weirdest" internet research for a fic was probably about lactation and breastfeeding which is not a remotely weird thing to research at all, I only mention it because the fic was a nursing kink fic (which I never finished or posted)
10. Who/what are your inspirations for truly fucked-up content
I don't want or try to write "truly fucked-up content" I just write what I feel like writing
11. How many private bookmarks do you have on AO3
Currently, 262. A lot of them are from past fandoms and/or are about ships I no longer care for, etc
12. Have you ever tested the logistics of a sex scene you're writing in real life, and did the other person(s) know it was for fanfic
Nope
13. Look up your current fandom on IMDB and do a fuck/marry/kill list of the first three top-billed characters
N/A for my fandom and I don't enjoy fuck/marry/kill anyway, it stresses me out
14. How does the NSA agent assigned to monitor your activity probably feel about you
I don't get this question lol. Like I get what it's asking I just don't see the point of it
15. What's your favorite way to emotionally destroy your blorbo
I don't speak this language. I also don't enjoy hurting characters emotionally (or otherwise) for the most part, I'm a softie and it makes me sad
16. Which of the AO3 major archive warnings is your favorite (or your most used)
I usually select "choose not to use archive warnings" for my fics but my favorite of the warnings by far is underage!
17. Do you primarily want your readers to feel sad or turned on (or both) (or neither)
I don't write for my readers tbh, if my writing makes them feel some kind of way then that's great but it's not something that's typically on my mind while writing. The exception would be if I'm writing something for a specific person in which case I keep their preferences in mind. Also this question is weird, why are the two options "sad" and "turned on"... that's such a limited range even if you're coming at this from the perspective of writing exclusively dead dove
18. If you could steal one fic from any other writer and claim it as your own, what would you take
Why is this question here! Why is there a question about STEALING OTHER PEOPLE'S WRITING like that's an okay thing to publicly talk about wanting to do!! If what you actually mean is "what's a fic by another writer that you wish you'd been the one to think of and write" then just fucking ask that, this question sucks
19. Describe an instance in which a beta reader or commenter has constructively eviscerated you
IMO that kind of critique isn't constructive, it's just rude and mean. I've never gotten that variety of rude critique that I can think of
20. You have to choose one of your works for a cherished relative, teacher, guardian, etc. to read. Which one do you send them
I simply would not, sorry!
1. Have you written scenes (sex or otherwise) that actually made you uncomfortable, and how did you deal
I don't think so? If I have then I forgot
2. Do you write porn from the perspective of the character you want to be, or the one you want to bang
This question is annoying. I don't like the whole "a ship is a character you project onto + a character you want to fuck" thing, I'm sure it's true for some people but it's far from universal. But anyway I don't want to be in the role of either character nor do I want to fuck the characters. Maybe sometime I'll write + post smut that aligns more with my personal sexual preferences but that hasn't happened yet and I still wouldn't want to be either character
3. What messed-up emotions do you feel like you work out via your writing
Emotions are morally neutral and I don't think I usually work out any emotions via my writing that would typically be considered "messed up" anyway
4. Do you write in public? Like where people can see your screen?
No absolutely not and I don't write in public where people can't see my screen either
5. Who's the sexiest non-human character in your current fandom (must actually diverge from human sexual characteristics)
N/A I can't think of any characters like that in my current fandom
6. What trends in the smut for your OTP do you just fucking hate
This question, I hate this question. It's asking people to publicly bash other writers for their preferences and that's shitty and irritating
7. What nasty/evil/maladjusted character traits do you enjoy exploring in your little meow meows
That's not the sort of thing I generally write
8. What's the gnarliest physical injury you've written in detail
How much detail is required for it to be considered "in detail"? IDK if the dead fox woundfucking counts considering the fox was dead, and I'm not sure if the description of the wound is detailed enough to count anyway, but that's what comes to mind
9. What internet research have you had to do for a fic that's most likely to have put you on a watch list
I don't research that kind of stuff for my fics. My "weirdest" internet research for a fic was probably about lactation and breastfeeding which is not a remotely weird thing to research at all, I only mention it because the fic was a nursing kink fic (which I never finished or posted)
10. Who/what are your inspirations for truly fucked-up content
I don't want or try to write "truly fucked-up content" I just write what I feel like writing
11. How many private bookmarks do you have on AO3
Currently, 262. A lot of them are from past fandoms and/or are about ships I no longer care for, etc
12. Have you ever tested the logistics of a sex scene you're writing in real life, and did the other person(s) know it was for fanfic
Nope
13. Look up your current fandom on IMDB and do a fuck/marry/kill list of the first three top-billed characters
N/A for my fandom and I don't enjoy fuck/marry/kill anyway, it stresses me out
14. How does the NSA agent assigned to monitor your activity probably feel about you
I don't get this question lol. Like I get what it's asking I just don't see the point of it
15. What's your favorite way to emotionally destroy your blorbo
I don't speak this language. I also don't enjoy hurting characters emotionally (or otherwise) for the most part, I'm a softie and it makes me sad
16. Which of the AO3 major archive warnings is your favorite (or your most used)
I usually select "choose not to use archive warnings" for my fics but my favorite of the warnings by far is underage!
17. Do you primarily want your readers to feel sad or turned on (or both) (or neither)
I don't write for my readers tbh, if my writing makes them feel some kind of way then that's great but it's not something that's typically on my mind while writing. The exception would be if I'm writing something for a specific person in which case I keep their preferences in mind. Also this question is weird, why are the two options "sad" and "turned on"... that's such a limited range even if you're coming at this from the perspective of writing exclusively dead dove
18. If you could steal one fic from any other writer and claim it as your own, what would you take
Why is this question here! Why is there a question about STEALING OTHER PEOPLE'S WRITING like that's an okay thing to publicly talk about wanting to do!! If what you actually mean is "what's a fic by another writer that you wish you'd been the one to think of and write" then just fucking ask that, this question sucks
19. Describe an instance in which a beta reader or commenter has constructively eviscerated you
IMO that kind of critique isn't constructive, it's just rude and mean. I've never gotten that variety of rude critique that I can think of
20. You have to choose one of your works for a cherished relative, teacher, guardian, etc. to read. Which one do you send them
I simply would not, sorry!
